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minus-squarevalkyre09@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·12 days agoPlus you can start a fire with them when you’re done, try to start a fire with an e-reader you gonna get one hell of a surprise
minus-squarelauha@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·12 days agoPretty sure all ereaders work with lithium ion batteries these days. They’re quite flammable. Even better, try making fire with a wet book. My ereadwr catches on fire when it gets wet though! Suck it dead trees
minus-squaretomiant@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 days agoI’m trying to burn so many books but it’s too fucking damp right now!
minus-squareOrygin@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·12 days agoThey also can start a fire, but only once. While every chapter of a book can light a fire. Another victory for books
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 days agoAnd as Conan in the Discworld said so eloquently, if the paper is soft it’s the best toilet paper.
minus-squarevalkyre09@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 days agoSit down by the fire grandad and have some shoup
Plus you can start a fire with them when you’re done, try to start a fire with an e-reader you gonna get one hell of a surprise
Pretty sure all ereaders work with lithium ion batteries these days. They’re quite flammable.
Even better, try making fire with a wet book. My ereadwr catches on fire when it gets wet though! Suck it dead trees
I’m trying to burn so many books but it’s too fucking damp right now!
Fahrenheit 420-69 360 noscope
They also can start a fire, but only once. While every chapter of a book can light a fire.
Another victory for books
And as Conan in the Discworld said so eloquently, if the paper is soft it’s the best toilet paper.
Sit down by the fire grandad and have some shoup
Chank you