MrSebSin@sh.itjust.worksM to The Far Side@sh.itjust.works · 11 months ago29 December 2023sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1511arrow-down14
arrow-up1507arrow-down1image29 December 2023sh.itjust.worksMrSebSin@sh.itjust.worksM to The Far Side@sh.itjust.works · 11 months agomessage-square33fedilink
minus-squaretygerprints@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up24·11 months agoI keep my spare armadillo in a violin case so I can sneak by people like this.
minus-squarestebo@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·11 months agowhat do you say to the guy asking for spare violins?
minus-squarebran_buckler@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up23·11 months agoIf you keep both armadillos in a single case, it looks like you only have the one violin. A classic beginner mistake is to give each their own case.
minus-squaretygerprints@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoAnd that would just be nutty. Everyone knows a small violin case can hold two average size armadillos.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 months agoOpen the case. “Sorry, armadillos.”
minus-squaretygerprints@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoI’d just say, “what do I look like I’m crazy? I keep my spare violin in my armadillo cage at home!”
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoClever. Imma remember to do this next time.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoIf you can afford a violin you can spare an armadillo…
minus-squaretygerprints@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoI had to sell the violin the buy the armadillo.
I keep my spare armadillo in a violin case so I can sneak by people like this.
what do you say to the guy asking for spare violins?
If you keep both armadillos in a single case, it looks like you only have the one violin. A classic beginner mistake is to give each their own case.
And that would just be nutty. Everyone knows a small violin case can hold two average size armadillos.
Open the case. “Sorry, armadillos.”
I’d just say, “what do I look like I’m crazy? I keep my spare violin in my armadillo cage at home!”
Clever. Imma remember to do this next time.
If you can afford a violin you can spare an armadillo…
I had to sell the violin the buy the armadillo.