Half-Life 3 announced. America collapses before its released in 2031

  • SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    The Milei regime starts murdering protestors.

    A western ship is damaged by Ansarallah

    At least one high-profile assassination is attempted by Trump supporters.

    Supporters of the losing side of the American election refuses to recognise the result.

    The winner of the 2024 US presidential election dies before being able to take office.

    At least one more member of Lars Løkke Rasmussen’s astroturfed centrist party is forced to resign due to doing something weird, pathetic and/or off-putting.

    Lars Løkke Rasmussen himself will be caught red-habded in another corruption scandal, but will not be forced to resign.

    The new Danish king, being absolutely dogshit at public speaking, will stumble over his own words and say something incredibly stupid.

    At least one coup attempt in Ukraine.

    Three or more new sanctions packages against Russia.

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      Lars Løkke makes me hate the Danish population. “Ej who cares that he embezzled funds? They’re all corrupt liars anyway”.

      1. THEN DONT FUCKING VOTE FOR THE CORRUPT LIARS.
      2. LARS LØKKE IS LITERALLY CALLED THE “QUOTA KING” FOR HIS CORRUPTION, its at a wildly different level than the rest of the ghouls assembled in the government. he has countless blatant proven scandals. Even if you say that they all do it, he does it at such a higher frequency and amount that it cannot be hidden
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        But he’s “the most skillful political craftsman” because he manages to bounce back every time his incompetency and corruption is exposed. And you want to vote for people who argoing to be good at doing the job, right?