kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoconsequenceslemmy.worldimagemessage-square28fedilinkarrow-up1670arrow-down123
arrow-up1647arrow-down1imageconsequenceslemmy.worldkewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square28fedilink
minus-squareVaryk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down3·9 months agoBidets, folks, get a bidet, handheld bidet, no more ring of fire
minus-squareSprokes@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·9 months agoBidets don’t fix the issue in that comic.
minus-squareVaryk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down6·9 months agoI thought it was about spices going out the other end. Bidets fix that problem.
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoDo you spray while it’s coming out or something?
minus-squareVaryk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down4·edit-29 months agoOoh no, don’t do that. After you finish evacuation(as near as you can tell), you wash off the mess using the bidet. Since you haven’t just smeared the mess around and into your skin with some paper, there’s no lingering burn.
Bidets, folks, get a bidet, handheld bidet, no more ring of fire
Bidets don’t fix the issue in that comic.
I thought it was about spices going out the other end. Bidets fix that problem.
Do you spray while it’s coming out or something?
Ooh no, don’t do that.
After you finish evacuation(as near as you can tell), you wash off the mess using the bidet.
Since you haven’t just smeared the mess around and into your skin with some paper, there’s no lingering burn.