• EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    My fetish is to meet a woman on tinder, take her to a restaurant, and excuse myself. I then go tell the staff it’s her birthday so they go sing happy birthday to her while she is alone at the table.

    I then leave.