• TruthAintEasy@kbin.social
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    10 months ago

    Scene: The road to Damascus

    Samaritan: laying on the ground, beaten and bloody

    Repub: GET ON THE GROUND GET ON THE GROUND!!!

    Samaritan: lifts head slightly to see who is yelling

    Repub: HE’S COMING RIGHT AT ME!! pew pew pew

    Samaritan: dies

    Repub: you guys all saw that right? He was coming right at me, I had to stand my ground! (from 100 yards away)