• sploosh@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    I live outside a larger city and in my town there’s maybe one cop I’ve seen who I thought had a chance at beating me in a footrace.

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      9 months ago

      dont need to beat you in a footrace when they can just shoot you 37 times in the chest

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      9 months ago

      The reality is that even if they’re pretty in shape, they wear enough gear and body armor that running in that stuff is going to be quite a workout. If you and the cop are equal runners with no gear, you’re going to beat him by a mile when he has his gear on.