Spance
pronounced: spanc
I came here to post this
I’m European and can’t name it. I’m really bad at geography
Edit: looked it up on Google maps. Well… I said I’m bad at geography
I’m worried, but I really appreciated your honesty
Hey at least now you know.
Atlantis 👀
ITT: People legitimately trying to name it, people saying “I’m American and I know this is fake,” and people who get the joke trying to come up with a good name.
Hey don’t call me out like that. My response was funny.
Frain
El mejor pays en le monde.
Tous son bienvenidos en Frain.
Por vous plaît, trae son bateau. Mercias.
This is the closest reading sensation I’ve had to trying to listen to two conversations at the same time.
It almost felt like I had forgotten to read french, my whole brain is crying.
Esperantoish
Republic of Biscay
I like their cookies. A little dry though.
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They must not have oil there.
They don’t have freedom Democracy trucks bald eagles oil and guns 😥
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!! 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
0.621371 MILES !
KILOMETERS>>MILES !!! 🥘🍝🥐🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺
Or commas!
Basquistan.
The Basque population finally won their freedom, and carved out a bit of France for some elbow room.
Easy, that’s Andorra the map is post WW3.
Genovia. They’re famous for their Genovian pears.
Also their right-hand man Sepheroth.
Thats old Zealand
That’s actually a bit higher. North of Belgium, Dutch south-west province.
That’s part of Australia. It’s where they plan to host Eurovision if they ever actually win it.
Old Atlantis Republic (this map needs updating)
Atlantis (according to Plato, who made Atlantis up in the first place) is off the coast of North-east Africa.
Bah, Plato. What does that guy know, huh?
Well, for one, he knew that Socrates knew nothing.
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Texas
Texas is at the bottom of the map, genius. That’s obviously West Nevada.
uncircumcised Europe?
