Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agoDoor mat subscription is $29.99 per monthlemmy.worldimagemessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up1801arrow-down11
arrow-up1800arrow-down1imageDoor mat subscription is $29.99 per monthlemmy.worldUltragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square54fedilink
minus-squareRedditWanderer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up67arrow-down1·7 months ago5$ of mesh is an option.
minus-squareBobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·7 months agoStealing a doormat is also an option.
minus-squareHootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·7 months agoThat’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
minus-squaremelpomenesclevage@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 months agoSo steal near a friends house.
minus-squareHootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down2·7 months agoOr don’t be a piece of shit
minus-squareGhostalmedia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoThen $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.
5$ of mesh is an option.
<2$ of large keyring is an option
Stealing a doormat is also an option.
That’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
So steal near a friends house.
Or don’t be a piece of shit
Not an option, sorry :p
Then $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.