InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agoOur Big Wet Boy proudly— wait a minute. What the fuck.hexbear.netimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down10
arrow-up1145arrow-down1imageOur Big Wet Boy proudly— wait a minute. What the fuck.hexbear.netInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squareroux [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·6 months agoA) this is hilarious and 2) I just realized I never asked why he is called big wet boy, so why y’all call him that? lol
minus-squareaberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·6 months agoI’m not positive but I think it’s because he’s big, wet, and a boy
minus-squareAdkml [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·6 months agoI mean seriously look at him. There’s a 10 ft damp radius around him.
minus-squarecomrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·6 months agothe boy is the biggest and wettest you’ve ever seen, folks
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minus-squareroux [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 months agoOk the first and last def make it make sense more. I think I get it. I always considered it like “greasy” tho.
minus-squareSacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·6 months agoThe explanation I recall seeing is he almost always looks like he has just finished (or is in the middle) of sweating
minus-squareroux [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 months agoAnd I was figuring it might have been something like that but was wondering if there was any deeper Hexbearian lore to it or something. Ty!
minus-squareThisMachinePostsHog [they/them, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 months agoI think it originated with Matt Christman calling him that a few years ago.
minus-squareroux [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 months agolol this makes me even more confused. Why is Reagan BONE DRY? And why did I read that in John Mulaney’s voice? This president is BONE DRY.
minus-squareFindom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·6 months agoJFK was famously so dry that the CIA had to unalive him at Dow Chemical’s request so that they could research his body to invent those little silica gel packs.
minus-squareroux [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 months agoAh, gotcha. That actually kind of makes sense. I think I really am having a tism day lol.
minus-squareroux [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 months agoYou did a bang up job with the analysis lol.
minus-squareAOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoOh god you’re right, I heard it that way too
A) this is hilarious and 2) I just realized I never asked why he is called big wet boy, so why y’all call him that? lol
I’m not positive but I think it’s because he’s big, wet, and a boy
I mean seriously look at him.
There’s a 10 ft damp radius around him.
the boy is the biggest and wettest you’ve ever seen, folks
Ok the first and last def make it make sense more. I think I get it. I always considered it like “greasy” tho.
The explanation I recall seeing is he almost always looks like he has just finished (or is in the middle) of sweating
And I was figuring it might have been something like that but was wondering if there was any deeper Hexbearian lore to it or something. Ty!
I think it originated with Matt Christman calling him that a few years ago.
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lol this makes me even more confused. Why is Reagan BONE DRY? And why did I read that in John Mulaney’s voice?
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JFK was famously so dry that the CIA had to unalive him at Dow Chemical’s request so that they could research his body to invent those little silica gel packs.
Ah, gotcha. That actually kind of makes sense. I think I really am having a tism day lol.
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You did a bang up job with the analysis lol.
Oh god you’re right, I heard it that way too