Those poor anacondas didn’t want none. Oh, and if you’re smuggling snakes, maybe leave the machete at home?

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    6 months ago

    “Hey baby, I’ve got a snake in my pants just for you. Ouch ouch it bit me fuck you snake! Ouch! … No I’m not trying to flirt with you, there’s literally a snake please help me”