Tried eating a piano once but it tasted a bit sharp
I mean this guy ate a cessna 150
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel_LotitoMe too. The flavor left me flat.
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The pain was diminute at first, but slowly augmented, you C.
The taste has A sharp overtone in my opinion
That piano be looking tasty tho
This legitimately told me I was wrong after I clicked all the burgers
I’m just glad they said “can” and not “would”.
I’m also vegan, which would add another layer of complication. I can’t eat the piano if those are real ivory keys. ;-)
I heard of a man eating a whole table once, chip by chip. A piano isn’t off the table for those who are brave enough
You wouldn’t eat a piano
Nothing ethical about it. It asks for things you “can” eat, not things that you “would” eat. Luckily there are no pictures of people.
You can eat a piano, just have to do it a small piece at a time.
Is it eating if you’re real just acting as a piece of fleshy conduit?
It says “can”, not “should”
YeH fair. I could eat a cat or panda, depending on how desperate I am.
I’m eyeing up that piano. A little worcestershire sauce on the keys… mmm now I’m hungry!
Cats are good protein and I’m sure panda steaks aren’t half bad.