• CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 months ago

    This needs to be a Lower Decks episode.

    Mariner: Why don’t you use the Dyson dryer?

    Boimler: Because they don’t really get your hands dry. I end up using a paper towel anyway. Besides, I don’t want to accidentally slice my hands off.

    Mariner: Quit being a baby. I just finished tuning it. Give it a try.

    Boimler: sigh fine. The Dyson dryer cuts his hands clean off.

    Beat

    They both start screaming