Princess Sarah went to a launch party for Ariana’s new lame podcast and managed to make her post all about her! She said women need to celebrate their achievements just as men celebrate touchdowns etc. You know she wants someone to throw her a “Yoire a real model now” party!
They’re all standing like flamingos. It must be exhausting being so fake.
I don’t think she’s going to have a lot of listeners
She’s just going to recycle anyone who’s already been on the Papaya Podcast.
I wonder which harrowing tales Sarah’s going to telll. They’ll probably recount their server days at The Keg and then about how incredibly wonderful they are as influencers and OMG! Can you even believe it!
Ariana will prepare some gluten free sourdough for the pod and then they will discuss the importance of being a 👙String Bikini Warrior👙
I’m Im sure we will learn her equivalent to the sex rock, too.