White people will look you dead in the eyes and tell you that Palestinian children deserve to starve and then go drop a band on 3 different types of raw chicken feet and salmon fins to feed Bark Ruffalo, their goldendoodle with an uncannily human expression
Sit out on the stoop with a 40.
Drink: Doodle type dog
Dog in a stroller
Purebred “rescue” puppy
Kill your drink: Pit in a tutu
Missing a few
Kill drink:
-Owner does not pick up after dog
-dog has leash stretched to the max and forces pedestrian going other direction to leave sidewalk
-dog acts aggressively towards other dog and both owners think “theyre playing!”