DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoI mean I'm cool with this. Y'all cool with this?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square92fedilinkarrow-up1935arrow-down125
arrow-up1910arrow-down1imageI mean I'm cool with this. Y'all cool with this?lemmy.worldDocMcStuffin@lemmy.world to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square92fedilink
minus-squaretetraodon@feddit.itlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 year agoI would also feel safe if I had 2 pet velociraptors.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-21 year agoI concede that… they would be an effective deterrent, yes. I’m not sure they’d be all that easy to train, though. On a scale of dogs-to-cats, I assume they’re as dumb as your Goldie and as stubborn as the typical cat.
minus-squaresomethingsnappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoDumb as a greyhound, and as stubborn as you typical Saber tooth tiger. Doesn’t sound fun. It will eat a 12 pack of batteries and then slay you.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year ago… is it bad if it makes me want a murder chicken even more?
minus-squaresomethingsnappy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoNope. You’re good. Just a few chickens though.
minus-squareqyron@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year ago It will eat a 12 pack of batteries and then slay you. Hitachi may want to have a word with you on that sentence.
I would also feel safe if I had 2 pet velociraptors.
I concede that… they would be an effective deterrent, yes.
I’m not sure they’d be all that easy to train, though. On a scale of dogs-to-cats, I assume they’re as dumb as your Goldie and as stubborn as the typical cat.
Dumb as a greyhound, and as stubborn as you typical Saber tooth tiger. Doesn’t sound fun. It will eat a 12 pack of batteries and then slay you.
… is it bad if it makes me want a murder chicken even more?
Nope. You’re good. Just a few chickens though.
Hitachi may want to have a word with you on that sentence.
I can’t not like this idea.