Also anyone else that isn’t a ameri-burger-ican can chip in too.
You, beloved reader, observe the image above for a second, paying specific attention to the bready-squishy bits known as the “bums”, I’m sorry I mean “Buns” - no that’s wasn’t a slip-up I did that on purpose!
ahem
So back to the main topic, I trust by now you’ve looked at the above image and noted that the bready-squichy bits are labeled as “the crown” for the more rounded and breadier half thats just absolutely caked with seeds whereas the half of the bun that’s less flat than me is called the “heel”…for some reason.
With these two important bits of knowledge firmly embedded in the forbidden yogurt that is your brain, I wish to pose upon you a very important and intimate question…
DO YOU, AMERICAN - OR SOME OTHER NATIONALITY THAT HAS THE MISFORTUNE TO BE ABLE TO PURCHASE THEM - EAT YOUR HAMBURGERS WITH THE CROWN TOWARDS THE GROUND OR WITH THE HEELS OF THE BURGER RESTING ON YOUR THUMBS?
TRANSLATION: DO YOU EAT WITH HEEL UP OR CROWN DOWN?
Also feel free to share any nice burger recipes or cooking tips, it’s summer after all. The time to grill 
I just peck at the little seeds on top mostly
QUIT EATING THE SEEDS OFF MY BUNS YOU SPOONY OWL!
HSSSSS MY SEEEDSSSS
THEY WERE SECRETLY A SNAKE THIS WHOLE TIME
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You can’t fool me!
Heel to the ground, patriot found; heel to the sky, Russian spy.
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I often end up doing this because anything burger shaped has become so large and so tall trying to eat it with your hands is impractical. It’s just gonna go everywhere.
anti-shrinkflation. growflation, even
Thumb and pinky finger on the heel, my other fingers on the crown
Complete and total control of the bun
What kind of sick fuck is flipping a burger 180° before biting into it?
Sometimes the bun heel doesn’t have pleasant proportions or have the structural integrity to support the rest of the burger. In such cases, you either flip it over or risk the tomato slices and gerkins falling out the side and getting mustard on your shirt.
Edge case, the exception that proves the rule
it’s a propa reasonNow if there’s someone who flips it from the jump because they prefer it upside down
is that image just fucking weird or did I have a stroke
It’s a poorly made burger, it’s not just you
Crown goes on top, also, veggies go on TOP of patty. stop making your burgers upside down
I would say that onion under the party is totally valid, it allows for crunch on both sides if you have pickles on top which creates a satisfying mouth feel.
TRANSLATION: DO YOU EAT WITH HEEL UP OR CROWN DOWN?
No
Nobody uses those terms, it’s just top bun bottom bun.
Set down that crown on the ground
I have never seen anybody eat them heel up. However I will say, last time I ate borglar, if the lettuce ends up under the patty I will eat the bastard with the heel up. Lettuce on top >>>>>>>>> bun orientation
I have never seen anyone flip a burger upside down unless something fucks happened like the main concentration of sauce being put on the bottom bun by a shitty burger assembler (suave goes onto sl it drops down onto the rest) also the burger graphic is poorly made, you don’t put all that stuff on the same burger. Two sauce max, and it’s lacking peppers which indicates a childlike taste.
Btw check the bold y’all, the main purpose of this post is to trick y’all into posting on main without using main
Why the fuck would I hold a hamburger upside down.
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I eat da burbur
Anyone holding their burger upside down is a supervillain at best. Do not trust.
I don’t think I’ve ever flipped a burger to eat it in my life but I definitely will now
