• nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    5 months ago

    If it’s hot outside, we can raise the price of water and ice cream

    Nice grocery store you got there, be a real shame if it caught fire because it’s, uh, “hot outside”

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        5 months ago

        If that’s too much, it’ll be forty thousand in one minute. Surge pricing is a bitch, huh

        edit: I know I said forty thousand when I handed you the phone but by the time you made the call the price had surged again to a hundred thousand. Don’t get mad at me, the algorithm did it.