Oh my fucking GOD.
“I’m Out Here in These Streets” - Person who pops up every 6 months and is definitively not in any street.
I forget she exists for months at a stretch.
This would have seemed more authentic coming from
He’s much more believable and I’m still not certain he isn’t an industry plant
I’m gonna Pokemon GO to New Ho King and order fried rice with a dip sauce and some democracy, crodie!
Dipping sauce for rice is certainly an image.
It’s a thing in Vietnam for sure. Purple sticky rice is so tasty. I’m guessing they do things different in Canada, though.
you’re gonna have to talk to kendrick lamar about that one, friend
It’s a very tedious and lengthy process
This needs to be one of the quotes that appears at the top of the site. This is too fucking funny.
So you’re going to use the SCOTUS ruling in your favor and stop republicans at all costs, right?
Under the SCOTUS ruling, could the VP the president to become the new president?
Only one way to find out!
I stg I thought the Dem plan was to have her push him down the stairs a month after the inauguration, and I’m flabberghasted that no one palace coup’d him in all this time.
Maybe they were banking on him winning the second term before offing him and subbing in Kamala. That plan clearly has fallen apart.
Riddick rules. You keep what you
Do you think Biden has seen the Underverse?
They wouldn’t have immunity for that crime (since it was performed while VP). However once they become president they could just pardon themselves.
We need a gonzo slasher flick where the POTUS is a serial killer but no one can do anythinga bout it due to respect for America’s institution. The final girl is treated like the actual movie villain for trying to stop the President.
it’s her turn, please, it would be so funny
They should let her be the nominee only on the condition that she has to use AAVE
I’d say that this could be Kamala’s “they should Pokemon Go!.. to the polls” moment, but for her it’s just another Tuesday.
How is the Supreme Court on the line? I don’t think anyone’s dying in the next 4 years (unless by an “official act”).
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there are some concerns about Sotamayor’s health
so it might be 7-2 instead of 6-3, can you even imagine how awful that would be?
Exactly the same, but locked in for longer
It’s only locked in as long as cowardly deference to “institutions” continues.
Lol they just legislated The Purge.
Is Nick Mullen her PR manager?
I fucking thought this was the fake news comm.
How do you not cringe? How do you actually say all of that and not cringe?
I assume it’s somehow related to being a cop.
Literally thought this was the fakenews comm
Ahahahahahaha
death to america
“The streets will heavily fuck with this”- kamala
Again, less cringe than when Kendrick says it
what
– certified Drake lover
Either a Drake stan or contrarian-maxxing
Not Like This
aave from a man who grew up in compton is cringe to you?
She was taught about “play cousins” for the first ever time by the BET intern who mic’d her for this