to accelerate open-source innovation in the energy sector
Translation: “Please someone invent some magic gizmo to undo global warming. We might even throw many monies at you. Just come up with any solution to the climate crisis that doesn’t involve burning less oil.”
The abstract concept of rolling coal announces partnership with Thomas Midgley Jr. to promote environmentally sustainable transportation.
Translation: “Please someone invent some magic gizmo to undo global warming. We might even throw many monies at you. Just come up with any solution to the climate crisis that doesn’t involve burning less oil.”
edit: found the worst reply so far