• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    She turned the molecules that once formed my ass into her personal replicator coffee rations to teach me a lesson.

    I might be assless but at least I’m no longer being yelled at.

    And Im sure the transporter will malfunction at some point & give me someone else’s ass.
    (In hoping for spandex)

    • OpenStars
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      4 months ago

      Bit by bit, piece by piece, she will find her coffee, whatever she has to do!

      Also, username kinda checks out, a little? 😛