• nadiaraven@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    the Death Stars are mostly hallow

    Our Death Star, who art in heaven,

    Hallowed be thy name,

    Thy empire come, thy will be done,

    On Alderaan as it is in heaven,

    Give us this day our daily rations,

    And forgive us our rebellion,

    As we forgive those who rebel against us,

    And lead us not to the light side,

    But deliver us from the Jedi,

    For thine is the empire, and the unlimited power, and the dark side forever,

    Amen