Like, you mean I gotta do this once a week?!
I just hate having to dig the hole each time
literally been there
A professional pooper with proper fiber intake can poop almost as quickly as they can pee.
The wisdom of beanis reveals itself again…
True, but then you’re not pooping once a week.
For me it’s actually more like several times a day with my fiber intake lol
In fact I might be pooping now
No food should be staying inside you for a week anyway.
Before getting covid I pooped once every 2 days usually. After covid I have 1-3 awful shits a day. My intestines are destroyed and I didn’t even have a serious case
Yej covid messed up my digestion too :( my sympathy
Your hell is my heaven
Huh, perhaps that’s why I am having to use the restroom a lot at work, on top of having anxiety-induced IBS.
people are literally full of shit
i have a birth defect and i have to do it ~10 times a day for my entire life. Yeah it takes up soooo much time lmao.
You joke but sloths do actually poop once a week
He doesn’t joke, a lot of people only poop once a week. I have friends who work in healthcare and it’s real. Eat your vegetables and drink lots of water, folks.
He doesn’t joke, a lot of people only poop once a week.
That’s wild. Doesn’t it hurt?
these people often have so many other underlying health issues that feeling like complete shit in general is just baseline existence
I poop like twice a week and it’s not painful or anything. Just typically more at once vs a lot of small ones. But I also don’t have that fucked up of a diet, and I drink a lot of water. If you’re only going once a week then you’re probably not eating something right.
Nurses should be pooping more than once a week
So do heroin addicts.
i remember when i only had to go once a week. those were the days of Gold-Tinged Excrement.
now it’s been 2-7 times a day for… quite a while. at least i finally got some actual meds for my ulcers, no thanks to the local healthcare.
A cheap bidet was the best purchase I’ve made in years
no more half measures walter
Some pro vegan truth: Pooping is less awful and takes less time when you don’t eat animal products. Give it a try for a week.
I can confirm this, I had a lot of ghost poops when I was vegan. Less smelly too.
It’s also a lot cleaner when using your butt for yours or someone else’s pleasure.
I’m vegetarian, this is a literal and figurative shitpost
