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For this Wednesday Super Slop Night, 8PM EST, we are fulfilling two long-standing requests. First up is Shaolin Soccer (2001), a Hong Kong kung-fu/sports hybrid from martial-arts maestro Stephen Chow, who is better-known for Kung Fu Hustle (2004), which we previously watched. A group of brothers, all Shaolin monks, decide to form a soccer team after discovering that their martial-arts skills could give them an advantage. Hilarity ensues. Yep, that’s the whole premise. A lot of people like this one, though, so let’s watch.

Next up is Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010), a horror-comedy about the titular pair of rednecks, who a group of college kids suspect of being murderers, only to discover that no, a zombie outbreak is underway, and the duo is the best chance they have to even the odds. A whole lot of gore and dismemberment follows from there. This is by far the best-known and best-regarded film of director Eli Craig, who is not known for much of anything otherwise.

We’ll start at 8PM EST on Hextube, right here:

https://live.hexbear.net/c/movies

Be there, comrades!

Letterboxd:

• Shaolin Soccer: https://letterboxd.com/film/shaolin-soccer/
• Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: https://letterboxd.com/film/tucker-and-dale-vs-evil/

Doesthedogdie.com links:

• Shaolin Soccer: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/20644
• Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/12445

CWs for Shaolin Soccer:

• Drug use.
• Broken bones.
• Spitting.
• Fat jokes.

CWs for Tucker and Dale vs. Evil:

• Drug use.
• Alcohol abuse.
• Bugs.
• Mention of sexual assault.
• Sexual assault: a drunk man kisses a sober woman after she wants him to stop.
• Someone’s mouth is covered.
• Shaving.
• Cutting of flesh.
• Blood and gore.
• Dismemberment.
• Hand damage.
• Throat mutilation.
• Someone struggles to breathe.
• Someone is burned alive.
• Amputation.
• Hanging.
• Unconsciousness.
• Finger mutilation.
• Torture.
• Someone falls to their death.
• Stabbing.
• Death of child.
• Kidnapping.
• Jump scares.
• Natural bodies of water.
• Spitting.
• Audio gore.
• Hospital scene.
• Violent mentally-ill person.
• Suicide.
• Sudden loud noises.
• Screaming.
• Obscene language.
• Someone is watched without their knowledge.
• Nudity.
• Objectification of female characters.
• Car crash.
• Honking horns.
• Gun violence.

Links to movies:

• Shaolin Soccer: https://tankie.tube/w/38kDua8fQjDhkQ1YFmpW6p
• Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: https://tankie.tube/w/sViPESvmW4PK52oGahZDPG