what, are you saying that a douchebag isn’t allowed to be proud of his fries? I’m sorry, I thought this was America

“Thanks, Obama!”

Then you remember that Trump, and it becomes terrifying.

then I remember that trump… what? I’m also “a foreigner” (meaning I don’t live in the shithole known as the US), but that’s an incomplete sentence

it seems to work on youtube so far, but that could also be due to the previous custom filters I installed months ago when yt ramped up their “no adblocker” campaign. UBO still works in the sense that all of the filters and lists you’ve installed are still there and functioning, you just can’t update the extension. I’m still running UBO alongside UBO lite and it’s working fine for now (knock on wood) until I can afford a new Windows machine.

cool! in no time at all, disposable vapes will usurp cigarette butts as the #1 form of litter across the globe! but in all seriousness, god bless this guy. hopefully his example will inspire people to be slightly less careless and slightly more cognizant of how they dispose of their waste (audience laughter turns to applause)

I’ve been using a chromebook for the last 4 years and it’s been great for my needs (youtube, streaming, porn, etc), but I am shopping for a windows machine now because fuck google.

well I mean yeah, as stated in the article that’s what the investigators are trying to determine. it’s pretty much the first step in any investigation like this. just because her body was found in the oven doesn’t automatically mean she was baked alive

When I worked with one my cell phone didn’t work inside either.

makes sense, it’s basically a giant Faraday cage

either that or they don’t make jet fuel like they used to

in before “um, actually, the B-25 was a propeller-driven aircraft and therefore obviously did not use jet fuel”

how about marionette sex? cause the extended version of Team America World Police has like 3 minutes of uncensored doll sex and it is hilarious

nope

it’s *Gandalf, not “Gandolf” lol

I guess Canada must be undeveloped, cause I’ve never seen one of those “expensive letters” in my mailbox

I sanitize my water bottles in the sun. After washing them I put them on a south-facing windowsill and let the UV light kill every last living microbe that might be lurking in the crannies. (it’s always the crannies that get you, the nooks are usually fine)

*unfazed

“fazed” means “disconcerted or perturbed”, just FYI, and I will take my downvotes now

it’s a policy that has never let me down

doesn’t he have like 14 kids though? (seriously asking… I know he has way more kids than he should be allowed to have but I’m not sure on the exact number)

my favourite part is that when the fungi was given robotic legs, all it tried to do is get the fuck away from humans

To the surprise of no one, Hollywood superheroes use steroids to achieve their physiques

I like how the implication is that we’re supposed to be shocked by this information

yeah like tell me something I don’t know.

“This just in: to the surprise of no one, your phone has, in fact, been spying on you from day 1. Now we go to Jim with sports. Jim?”