Probably because you’re not showing him your ass.

Holy crap, I’d like to give her an extra curve up front!

Absolutely gotta be where it’s meant to go. Nothing is sexier to me as a guy than a partner who’s so into being with me that she’s willing to risk becoming pregnant. And then there’s the benefit of how horny she becomes when she IS pregnant. Oh, momma - those lactating tits, especially!

Says the one with a “finite” banjo. You’re probably just jealous that Shaggy’s living up to his name.

I’d like to make a mess OF you.

Will you giggle like Elmo if I do?

Only one cup? But there are two that I want! Can I get away with it just this once since they’re a matched set?

I’m calling foul!!! I was enticed to click on this post after being told there’d be a mustard couch wearing lingerie! Instead, there’s some chick wearing it! WTF, OP?!?

🤨

Damn, my local librarians never looked that good!

Open her breast

I’m not a surgeon. Even if I were, why? They’re quite nice the way they are.

Just watch bc ur outta my league.

She sounds like a video game trying to take all that.

Nah - she’s enjoyable any day of the week.

Hard to tell - can’t see their pubes.

Oh, mother - may I?

I think you meant the hottest!

Simply perfection!

That looks more like a phone to me - where do you see a SpongeBob fan?

Well, my envelopes have never looked more boring. Where do I get some like these?

You can watch all the chick flicks you want - I’m looking at the chick I wanna watch already!