I bet the test is food based. Like you get dry pasta that’s longer than the pot is wide and what you do with the pasta determines if you get a hunting license or not.

Don’t forget about the janitors still going in to work!

Taco Supreme

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LOL

Nah, we aren’t going to do this Nazi crap to innocent dogs. Billionaires? Politicians? Influencers? Public figures? YES! You will have to go through me and the Dog Protec Gang.

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My mom still hasn’t explained all those joke she was going to “tell me when I get older”. Parents lie and they don’t feel bad about it

Did anyone hear Hail Holy Queen with a clap track? Why hasn’t that been tradition since Clinton? What are my tax dollars even doing? They really could do much better.

Yes. Reddit. Land of good faith void of passive aggression.

What could have been

Earth world duh

Have you thought about a command economy? Centrally run by a Highmaster? Who will no doubt create the prestigious title “Fuel Survey Underlord of the Wilderness Planet at the end of the Noctolium Solar Chain”.

I’m an elder millennial and I remember thinking there was a very real possibility that Ronald would be in MY McDonald’s at least ONCE when I went there. I thought about that when I was a kid too.

The news hasn’t reached that high up the horse yet

It reads like someone was larping as an influencer

We will genetically engineer all pathogens so that instead of killing us they give us super power boosts until our immune system takes care of them. That way we don’t murder the pathogens like we do now.

I don’t know that I’m cool with you comparing dogs like that

Yeah that’s the joke. Apparently it’s 4D. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I can see my lampooning of the sarcasm tags backfired and my sarcasm was taken seriously because I didn’t use tags.

See, no tags. I can’t tell if you are explaining something to me or calling me a moron so I have no choice but to assume you are trashing my existence