All that we have learned is that 1 out of 10 doesn’t really seem to mind.

What time scale we talking?

Drop the base.

Very good even.

Not now. I won’t go back until Americans deal with their pest problem.

Agreed but at this stage that means Trump, everyone in his administration, the entire republican party, the big chunk of Dems who pretend to be an opposition, the billionaires, hedge funds and corporate supporters and their executive and everyone who ever voted republican since Citizens United vs. The FEC.

This effectively means a lifetime ban for me. I am still hopeful for my young children can go back to calling Americans friends before they die of old age. My heart goes out to everyone who doesn’t deserve this on both sides of the border.

You must be doing something wrong. Your mommy’s pussy was very wet last time I was there. Tell her I said hi.

(I apologize in advance if this isn’t allowed in this sub, but you can’t blame me for that irresistable setup.)

You are what you eat. Stop eating vegans.

Captain! We’ve got Klingons dead astern.

A problem for Washington, thus a good day for the whole world!

Unions are good. Shutting down Amazon is better. A win in B.C. and Quebec, therefore a great day for Canada.

Why would the Iranians attempt any negotiation? They never honoured any of the previous deals. The Americans have zero credibility and have shown themselves to always negotiate in bad faith. It’s pointless to even bother.

Friends don’t let friends share anything from The Sun. Pure Trash.

Neither. Guess again.

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This is bad, awful, terrible “writing”.

White House officials are still working to court Iranian leaders who might be willing to negotiate, even though the last rounds of talks happened while U.S. and Israel were finalizing a plan to assassinate Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. It’s not clear that the regime is ready to make deals. (Emphasis mine)

What kind of sick twisted fuckwit would write this?

Shit in the public fountain.

If I were an American, I’d try to leave the planet ASAP too.

She’s holding my drink for me? How sweet.

Because we love them and its fun?

Satire is dead. Beaverton is just straight up news.

I’d break into a broad smile and just start going acapella and not stop until the song is done, no matter their resistance. Like security dragging me out in a full nelson and I’m like “Watchin some good friends scream let me out!”

The look on their faces and the story would be worth losing any job.