My god, my kitchen’s awesome!

Who are you calling a pervert?!
Now put shoe on head while petting a dildo

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

But I believe I speak for the male gender when we are frustrated about the orgasm assymetry

Make it intresting , 100$ , areola only, no nip.
Watch them all lose , you would be rich.

No, the most important part of this picture is the GREENARY that will slowly fade away if we won't SAVE THE PLANET.

Also, nice bod

Be honest, are you still using the warming functionality of that rail?

** insert obligatory dirty joke about cream in the coffee here **

Well, according to Quentin Tarantino, you just confirmed yourself not being a german.

I'll just drop it here

Hehehe that position makes it look like you have yo arms attached to your left shoulder

I could have focused on your body… but I'm like… nah

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah
BATMAN!

Catching with a comically large net or are we talking about a fun game of "Tag you're it"?

Nevermind the breast, I'm just trying to figure out the composition of the room. Seeing the outdoors in the edge of the mirror gives me a headache

Did you like… punched the wall behind you?
Or are you living in an earthquake zone?

And I'm curious how many fingers you're holding behind your back…

Some questions weren't meant to be answered I guess.

Show us your titsattoo. Yeah the tattoo.
Also , what's the story behind the ring?

Wow so many demands… wait let me write it down…

• Push face
• Pound holes
• Hear groan
• Drill
• Streach holes

Jesus babe, can't we just play mario kart today?

I want you… to tell me how you keep those perls so white! What's your dental routine?

I count 8 noticible dropplets.