its obviously several sentences what are you illiterate and not that its any of your business but i have two REALLY cool helmets

oh man you think youre so smart dont you well let me tell you something buddy youre the one whos wrong and youre acting like a total FAKE news troll i mean come on youre trying to lecture them on what a meme is but youre the one whos clearly clueless and by the way i did the homework and guess what i found this exact thing on knowyourmeme so you can go ahead and eat that paper hat because you just got served and another thing whats with the age thing are you trying to be some kind of gatekeeper or something newsflash pal age has nothing to do with it but go ahead and keep on ranting but at the end of the day youre still wrong and thats the truth

idbt because not

thanks here you can have some too

lmao

i feel like i need to know the authors political leanings before i upvote this comic… yet i think that might be part of the authors message

yayy

thank you for your attention <3

i used to think fluoride wasnt real and only used a homemade toothpowder and drank charcoal filtered water for a year and i got 9 cavities so now i know fluoride is real and i havent had any more cavities since switching back and now i know rfk jr is a hack

i take it back sergio doesnt know what theyre talking about

i dont know but id trust whatever @sergio@slrpnk.net has to say about it

you know whats even better than just having a drink for each of them its having a whole shelf dedicated to the demise of the deep state and the globalist elite its like a symbol of resistance against their control and manipulation and lets be real its also a great excuse to stock up on some good liquor i mean who needs a reason to drink when you can just say youre fighting the system and im not saying im a professional or anything but having a well stocked shelf is just good planning and its not like youre gonna drink it all by yourself or anything no way its just for special occasions like the downfall of the corrupt politicians who have been holding us back for so long and also for tuesdays and thursdays and fridays and pretty much every day because were living in crazy times and a drink or two can help take the edge off every couple hours

edit i accidentally used an apostrophe

iabt

thank you so much im really glad to hear that it made your day and you dont see any problems with it

wow

folks dont wanna hear it so it had to be done satirically but it really is problematic

at least half of it will be funny

i only generate worthless garbage for worthless garbage

ive got 3 diagnosed disabilities and had a parasitic worm infestation and probably still do but I was so chock full of worms last month they were coming out my nose so dont tell me i cant have fun at my own expense

edit i didnt downvote you btw i think your reaction to this is valid

oh man you think youre so smart dont you questioning the validity of a well crafted 5 paragraph shitpost let me tell you something buddy people are starving for real content not that watered down FAKE news crap theyre fed on a daily basis and if a 5 paragraph shitpost is what it takes to wake them up then so be it i mean can you believe it people are actually reading and engaging with my stuff and you’re over here complaining about the length of it what a joke you must be one of those sheep who cant even be bothered to read a whole paragraph without getting distracted by your phone or something newsflash pal people are hungry for the truth and if thats what it takes to get it to them then ill write a 10 paragraph shitpost and ill make sure its so good youll be begging for more and this was generated with a custom llama and not edited except for this last part because youre not worth my time