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United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•SpaceX Warns Humans May Suffer ‘Same Fate As Dinosaurs’ in Eye-Popping IPO Pitch
5·1 day ago“billionaire said a thing” news
cool, not news
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Legal News@lemmy.zip•Toronto driver beats 18-year-old traffic ticket following judge’s ‘sarcastic’ remarksEnglish
11·1 day ago“I observe that sarcastic remarks uttered by a Justice to a legally untrained person who is presumed innocent are unbecoming and may bring the administration of justice into disrepute,” he said.
Well stated.
Cursed_Fig@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Samsung reportedly set to distribute up to $26.6 billion to staff in AI-driven semiconductor bonuses after last-minute union deal — average payouts could approach $400,000 per chip employeeEnglish
1191·1 day agoBrilliant to have a strike with a set duration so that A) management knows your serious B) management can accurately determibe the potential cost of the strike C) if the strike does occur, you’ll have higher participation rates and D) if the strike does occur, it won’t drain the union’s coffers as it has in the past with the American UAW.
Absolutely brilliant planning. IBEW ought to be taking notes!
Cursed_Fig@lemmy.worldto
Gaming@lemmy.world•What happened to good destruction-physics focused games?English
3·2 days agoNoita
Cursed_Fig@lemmy.worldto
Minecraft@lemmy.world•Japanese authorities just dropped a Minecraft map based on actual submarine topographic data, and it lets you explore the seabed from Tokyo Bay to the Mariana TrenchEnglish
34·7 days agoNo personal interest in checking it out, but I love love love that it exists. What a neat way to show off the research that has been done.
Cursed_Fig@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•As the U.S. starves it of oil, Cuba is pulling off one of the fastest solar revolutions on the planet — with China’s helpEnglish
5·9 days agono, read the article: they went a smidge solarpunk, are mostly petrolpunk, and often there-is-no-electricity-todaypunk
Seconding 1Zpresso. Stupid name, decent build quality. Grind is nice and consistent.
Cursed_Fig@lemmy.worldto
news@lemmings.world•Southern California mayor to plead guilty to acting as illegal agent for ChinaEnglish
1·11 days agoI’ve been seeing articles like this one for the past fifteen years, at least. Subterfuge, IP theft, and a smattering of treason here and there. I wonder how many of my own opinions have been influenced by Comrade Chen and Lieutenant Liu.
Not looking forward to the eventual American-Chinese power struggle; I think the US is going to get quite a lashing from that one-party state.
Cursed_Fig@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Have you ever just felt so bored with life that you wanna die?
21·11 days agoThe cure is doing something that benefits someone else. Hedonism is inherently boring.
Cursed_Fig@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.zip•“Cannot be explained” – New ultra stainless steel stuns researchersEnglish
82·11 days agoMan they can explain HOW it works but not WHY it works that way, contrary to the old understanding.
Did you sleep through all your English classes?
Cursed_Fig@lemmy.worldto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How do I unrot my brain from AI, and is improv a good enough way to fix an AI-rotted brain?
34·14 days agoWho knows, but honestly you’re probably worrying too much. The human brain is extremely elastic. So read a book, keep a journal, draw a little picture of a house. You’ll be okay :)
That’s silly.
I bought the Blackberry KeyOne AND the KeyTwo LE.
Those were great except for the screens falling out: my worst purchase was a six hundred dollar android tablet for when I was going to be recovering from a big surgery. I returned it. wtf are tablets even for? It was basically a shitty computer that couldn’t do anything.
Cursed_Fig@lemmy.worldto
United Kingdom@feddit.uk•Nearly 1.5 million migrants on benefitsEnglish
5·15 days agoTaxpayers who get up early and work hard all day should not be funding benefits for immigrants.
Wow, immigrants don’t pay taxes in the UK? That’s weird.
Cursed_Fig@lemmy.worldto
Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL plants do not develop cancerEnglish
3·17 days agojust slapping the link down for others who want it :)



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•18.0-18.2 grams of coffee •machine set to 9 bar and about 202°F •distrubuter and very light tamp (modern machines like this one tend to pull better with a five pound tamp rather than 30 or 50 pounds) •no WDT or spray because my grinder is good •2-3 second preinfusion •19-23 second brew time (shorter when the beans are only a few days off roast, longer on days 5-7 or when it’s raining or very humid) •immediately pour into another (preheated) cup to mix the shot •drink it before it has a chance to cool