Haven’t done it in the shower in a long time. That’s nice too. Agree about pornhub. I still get on it, but I’ve really been trying to just use my brain as of late. Feels like I’ve gotten rusty ha!

And I love seeing it 🫡

I didn’t know this was a thing, but it seems fun. I suppose it depends on what you’re going for? Loading the panties down would be fun, but I think cumming down the ass crack would be more interesting.

Again, I’ve never even thought of this before, but it’s pretty hot. Would love to have a handjob end in a guided shot into your panties.

I love this prompt! I’m generally calm, reasonable, and I dont shy away from the occasional dad joke or pun. I dont look like a stereotypical “nerd”, but I definitely am one, and I don’t care who knows it. I’m also a little bit of a people pleaser due to some hardcore empathy that was driven into me at a young age (thanks mom and dad).

Now, take all the above and imagine for a second a huge fantasy of mine:

Live in, free use, sex pet. Without going into all the details, it’s a specific living arrangement where rent is free, come and go as you please, but when you’re home you’re ready to go at *most times. I really want to push the limits of hardcore use (sexual side) accompanied with intense aftercare (empathic side). Always down to go into more detail if you want hop in my DMs.

Deathgrip is a real problem, and i think it’s pretty common. Regardless of what can be seen on the internet, I imagine most people are crankin one out as fast as possible in most day-to-day life. Before you have to be somewhere or have an event, or after, or you just have limited private time because of spouse, family, roommates, whatever. Deathgrip is an easy step to take to get it done quick.

The problem is, once you get used to it, it can really mess up your sensitivity (along with normal aging, health, etc affecting it). Once I figured that out, I started being more deliberately gentle. Looser grip, lube of some kind being a must, more playful strokes and touches. I quit caring if I finished before I ran out of personal time. Just made it when I finally did cum, that much better.

Highly recommend getting some vibe toys too. There’s this sleeve that attaches to a hitachi that I dont even move once I’m in, and the vibrations hit juuuuust right. I suppose that isn’t hands free, but it’s a huge win for my sensitivity personally.

I almost gave you the star, close runner up. Sounds like it was a good new year’s eve regardless!

Winner, winner 🌟

Honestly, I feel that. The only way I’m staying up till midnight guaranteed is that I’m in the middle of a conversation with someone. Otherwise, it’s a coin toss.

This year has been crazy so that’s why I’m also chilling instead of going out.

I didn’t have much luck last time, but who knows this time. Im trying to be self aware enough to understand A) lemmy just isn’t as busy or populated as the…other site. B) Just because I’m offering doesnt mean anyone is interested here.

Feel free to DM me then if you’d like to chat preferences and what not.

Ha! Well thanks for putting in the effort, we all appreciate it (I know i did)

Huh, I guess I like men more than I thought 🤔

Wondering how long you’d be able to hold that pose…for…science

Fuck me 🥵 Coming out the gate hot

Mmmm…look at you leaking. Must have been a hell of a time, wish I was there if for no other reason than to clean you up. 😛

You can drain me anytime 😉

Well that tracks! Did you pick the wallpaper too?

I use lemmy pretty much for naughty purposes, so I’m laughing pretty hard at myself for geeking out over aesthetics and lighting, but you really got it going on. Please keep doing what your doing, it’s god’s work🫡

This is hot, but more importantly you have the coolest fucking room. Im super jealous!

Do you just have like a ton of blacklights or what?

How could anyone keep their hands off you?! Crazy.

Anyways, 10/10 would feed