I agree with you, but did you really have to use the phrase “fishing out a juicy chunk” in the context of diarrhea?

This is the crossover we’ve all been waiting for.

I could really go for a Starbucks right now.

Mao-Kwikowski Mercantile, with their subsidiary Protogen.

Looks like it was done using the spline tool.

I’m so happy to see this that I’m willing to ignore the misused “POV”.

No, that would be totally reckless. They probably just used the soda bottle to prop up one end of the neutron reflector.

I put on my robe and wizard hat…

The main reason is that the number of electoral votes for each state is not proportional to it’s population. Some states get significantly more electoral votes per capita than others. So if you win the disproportionally-large states, you can lose the popular vote but win the majority of electoral votes.

I’ll allow it.

I laughed so hard at this that a demon pissed on my pants too.

I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

MacBook Air club represent!

The most enthusiastic voter still only gets one vote.

Bold of you to assume that his party won’t pick him again in 2028 just because of a little dementia.

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable, because you’re bumpable, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable.

“like a dipSHYIT”

The fake crises he invents all sound like cheesy horror movies:

“convicted illegal alien murderers on the loose”

“cannibal zombie vampires from outer space”

Straight out of the fascist playbook; invent a boogyman that most reasonable people would dislike, promote violence and discrimination against this boogyman, then color all your opponents as boogymen.

You’re not wrong, Walter…