Neither, if you read the Gospel of Judas.

I think that all political theory will be replaced with the Pointy Stick theory, which states that “stay away from my food or I’ll stab you with this pointy stick.”

Well I mean of course they’re dead, I shot them with 34 arrows.

The violin, clearly.

This sounds like a straight up out of the Devil’s Dictionary.

Honestly if I deliberately added one glaring typo to my suicide note I’d probably actually be more remembered afterwards.

Concurrent.

This is what happens when Purple Prose and Word Salad fuck and have a baby.

I’ll take 7 for sure. Now it’s time to consider “what defines a container?”

Alternatively 2 or 3 depending on how the gravel is delivered and/or if I can chain teleport.

Free food and healthcare? Damn where do I sign up.

Because they make their own rules.

How dare you demand that We pay for your trinkets! Guards! Arrest this peasant!

I was unaware that people 9,000 years ago had such long torsos. Neat.

I also have two rules.

1. Flattery will get you nowhere.

2. I will accept bribes of cash or pizza.

Oh he didn’t invent the thing and he’s certainly not unique using it. This is like being mad at just one specific bird for pooping on your car.

This is cool and all but I can’t help but wonder why they went to the trouble to get them a squishy chair, of all things. Everywhere I’ve ever came to be just use whatever chairs were sitting around no matter the circumstances. Weird.

So before when you said that it wasn’t genocide, then it wasn’t genocide; but now when you say that it is genocide, it is now genocide.

It is so fucking hard for these bastards to just say, in as many words, “we were wrong before” rather than just pretend that they never said it wasn’t genocide.

So Trump’s not going to pay him or bail him out, but he is going to give him a consolation prize lol

“I am not the king” said the ruler of the kingdom.

I can’t tell if those are peppers, jalapenos, or pickles; and I hate that I have to add that 3rd one because I’ve seen that particular food crime before.