This is a master class in torturing the religiously obnoxious. Bravo.
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No no, that’s the wrong song - play Freebird 13 times in a row.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Your task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds. What do you do? English
121·1 month agoJust tell the interviewer how great their feet look.
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How bad is it really to listen to music with headphones? My mother told me if I keep doing that I'd go deaf... Is that fearmongering?English
2·1 month agoSome people are just like that, regardless of headphones. My fiance gets like that to the point I have to nudge her to get her attention.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•This New AI-Powered App Lets Users Chat With Jesus, Mary, The Apostles — And Even SatanEnglish
2·1 month agoJust when you thought AI couldn’t play any deeper into the delusions of the stupid and gullible. Bravo AI. Now excuse me while I go lay down on some train tracks.
They’re called “broadsheets.”
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News@lemmy.world•Unhinged transphobe threatens to shoot up LGBTQ+ bar to become a "martyr for Charlie Kirk" - LGBTQ NationEnglish
1·1 month agoOh shit I forgot all about that part! Thanks lol
Imagine if, 1,000 years in the future, humanity’s contribution to intergalactic civilization is Quantum Karening.
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politics @lemmy.world•Analyst says Trump officials may flee if Democrats win midterms: 'Would not be surprising'English
1·1 month agoI mostly just want them to go to the shittiest state so they can’t do any real damage.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he diesEnglish
1·1 month agoIt only really works if someone had the foresight and gumption to do it before they can really get moving, in the early stages of their trajectory. Trying to predict it, though, is difficult and rarely worth it, since you can’t usually predict the ones who will really be a huge problem later. But once you miss that window it’s too late. And of course it’s when it’s too late that more people realize what’s happening.
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Youtube can detect VPNs now... the fuck?English
1·1 month agoThey are if you own the platform.
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Climate Crisis, Biosphere & Societal Collapse@sopuli.xyz•The Scholar Who Predicted America's Breakdown Says It's Just BeginningEnglish
1·1 month agoYeah I’m 46 and shooting for a heart attack by 50, like my grandfather. My dad’s 74 though so I’m worried my life will drag on past that and I’ll have to deal with deteriorating mental faculties. Dying isn’t the bad part - it’s the slow descent into senility that worries me.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Production can't keep up with demand (corporate greed)English
3·1 month agoThe huge companies that use all that electricity would never allow that to happen. We live in capitalist hell.
No the original kind, from before the show.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kim Kardashian plans to leave fame behind as she becomes a certified lawyer in two weeks - DexertoEnglish
1·1 month agoMy God, you’ve cracked it.
No I think the Canadian government is taking advantage of the situation. I mean, where do you think Canadian geese are manufactured?
He’s also monumentally depressed.
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World News@lemmy.world•Corporations including Apple, Google, Banks are urging the Australian Government to not ban non-compete agreementsEnglish
70·1 month agoHmm I wonder why.
Pro tip: If you’re proposing a regulation that every company opposes, that just means that you need that regulation even more than you thought.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What old movies hold up because of a lack of special effects or because clever use of effects?English
18·1 month agoOnly the best Xmas movie if all time - Gremlins.









They didn’t dissolve any hard drugs in there? What is this, amateur hour? Call me when you’ve added a few grams of cocaine and meth.
(Don’t actually do this you’ll probably die)