Rubio can take his little tin god and fuck right off. We need theocracy like we need cranial ventilation - not at all.

Wait. Why the hell did Canada not allow vitamins to be added to food? Here in America foods, especially breakfast cereal and bread, love bragging about added vitamins.

Musk’s tears sustain me.

No it’s Pennant. Like the sportsball trophy.

I don’t pity the fools, I just point and laugh. Do you know how much therapy you could afford with the money they wasted on their Cyber Rusts? Or a few trades courses? Or maybe a basic physics class for the but in this photo lol

I’m not sure which is funnier, this clip, or the one of Bezos’ eating shit when he walked up to the latest capsule after touchdown.

This walking penis needs to be catapulted into the sun.

So, what, Google’s gonna sell them a plastic trash cleanup subscription service?

We don’t want him as our neighbor.

I’ll see ya in the camps. Remember to smuggle in a shiv.

Oh boy, more vitamin P.

Stubby fingers…

See, if nothing else, this is why it’s stupid that the Orange Jackass wants to annex Canada - you’re trying to reject the phone company for Prime Minister or something. I don’t entirely understand how it works, our electoral system has given me brain damage.

But can I get slaughtered by a mythological creature? Because bigfoot is too damned shy to kill anyone over here, and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

That’s what happens when you drink straight from the orange tap.

Gotcha games should be fucking illegal.

My depression has depression at this point.

This is so far beyond stupid that it’s wrapped around, overshot smart, and plunged into stupid again.

TIHI

Fun fact, grass lawns got started by English aristocracy who could afford to waste land on nothing. It was a status symbol for rich people that got copied by people trying to look rich. Do everyone a favor and renaturalize your yard.