Honestly it’s probably an improvement over the real thing.

E

Make stupid choices, suffer stupid consequences.

Their mistake was engaging the offended idiot.

Smell-o-vision? Again?

I’ve had this happen at places that then refuse to just adjust the next bill. The IRS is notorious for that actually. What’s that, you owe $3? You better fucking pay up, there’s no way we’re just going to take it out of your next year’s taxes.

They were lost due to a rounding error.

I’m so fucking tired of this shit.

This reminds me of the old saying “It’s better to have something and not need it than to need something and not have it.” Insurance is largely built around this principle. Not counting the corruption in exorbitant prices that’s a different topic.

Are you familiar with firewatch duty? When somebody is doing any work that could produce a fire in an environment, they need to have someone there to supervise who can do something if a fire breaks out. Grab an extinguisher, hit the alarm, stuff like that. This is pretty normal in businesses, because if the guy doing the work say, welding, accidentally said some self on fire, there needs to be somebody there to put it out. The chances of it being necessary or extremely low, but the consequences of not having someone there in an emergency are extremely high.

This can lead to situations that seem silly. A buddy of mine was once on fire watch duty while someone was repairing a manhole or sewer grate or something like that in the middle of an empty parking lot. He just grabbed it off his chair and sat there shooting the shit with the guy while hanging on to the fire extinguisher for like 4 hours. There is nothing to catch fire except possibly the guy doing the work.

Anyway, keep on doing your job. On the off chance that you need to do something, it’ll be good that you were there to do it. If not, at least people can sleep happier knowing that the job is being washed over by people who know what they’re doing.

Accurate.

Dear developers: stop changing the goddamn UI.

And the best they could come up with was anthro shit?

She forgot “from wearing my glasses.” You can get a headache from wearing your glasses or not wearing them. I would know…

I’ll never understand why people continue to live and stay in disaster prone areas. You couldn’t pay me to live in California.

I don’t care about your game or your ass.

THIS IS MINE!

We know, that’s the point. Zuck is latched onto the Orange Idiot’s ass just like the rest of the billionaires & CEOs.

Can it run modded Fallout 4 without lag?

There it is.