That’s pretty metal, I kinda want one.

Can’t wait to hear about one of these things causing a 47-car pile up when the metal in a tunnel superstructure interferes with the Wi-Fi signal.

I was going to say, is that Adam Driver playing Sancho? Yep lol

Gotts catch all the minestrone I guess.

It’s like I keep saying, the only entertaining parts of races are the wipeouts, collisions, and wrecks. Ever seen cyclists collide. Into a mess? It’s fucking hilarious. Runners tripping over each other? Great stuff. Oh and the NASCAR crashes may look good, but there’s plenty of other motor vehicle crashes that are pretty awesome.

The only difference now is that we don’t use chariots.

I remember this little abomination lol

This picture gave me a headache, so thanks for that.

The only guy I ever knew who hated the cold more than my dad was from Mexico.

Me: I can’t believe in a supposed deity who couldn’t think of a way to motivate it’s followers better than Gary Fucking Gygax.

Christian: have you considered infanticide?

I guess this is what they do with all those babies once they’ve crushed all the oil out of em.

It’s everything I never needed.

Bloodborne bosses are difficult. I can’t think of a living president that I couldn’t just push over and cut his HP in half. Except maybe Obama.

That’s totally salmon steaks.

elbow slam oops didn’t see ya there bud.

My car is not the size of a short bus.

He said spell possession, not possession spell.

This reminds me of the roadside kitch you could buy on a road trip in the 80s.

Good for them. Nobody needs to be reminded that McDonald’s exists or that you can only use the drive-thru at 3am when you can’t stop thinking of chicken nuggets.

Any bets on how long it’ll take Disney to sue them?

Kids these days. When I was a kid we had to learn English from one of the 9 TV channels we picked up on the antenna and we hated it. If you don’t hate your education you’re so goddamn lucky.