Spooky and scary.

Photoshop in a piss stream exploding through his pants.

Because Google is too busy sucking Reddit off to pay attention to Lemmy.

They’re throwing out as many things as they can think of to distract everyone from those Epstein files, and it’s not working. That Streisand Trump Effect at work.

Recursive read errors that let the magic smoke out of the box, without which the computer cannot function.

Honestly I welcome our AI overlords. They can’t possibly fuck things up harder than we have.

It is nice to see a fundamentalist nut job declaring that they understand basic math rather than calling for the death of trans people or some other violently insane shit.

It’s true, this place fucking sucks. Welcome to America where you’re free to fuck off and die, here’s your bill, and if you dare have an abortion we’ll throw your routing carcass in jail and bill the infant for it.

2. Don’t talk about Fight Club.

Finally MAGA is learning what it’s like to be Melania.

Always remember that good enough is good enough.

What the hell happened to her face?

Looks like I just got a new meme - thanks OP!

I mean I do, but I just use the peep hole like a normal person’s

Where the fuck were all of these assholes a year ago?

I’d this a real thing? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised, but I am.

Marjorie Karen Green actually did something moral for once, and I have mixed feelings.

Don’t forget the protest and ignorant voters! Literally happened on election Day: “I don’t like how Biden/Harris is and will be handling Palestine so I’m gonna vote Trump” and “What happened to Biden? I don’t know who Harris is, but I saw Trump on TV so I guess I’ll vote for him.”

I guess ICE ran out of immigrants to oppress.

Go back in time and give an ancient king some boxed wine and be given 500 sheckles, 3 goats, and a concubine.