FLAMING_AUBURN_LOCKS [she/her]

iirc its the bay region’s biggest hospital

I’m lowkey terrified of what this week will bring. but not any less terrified of the consequences if the situation does not escalate from here. Israel continues to rain death down across West Asia with no consequences save for attacks from the Resistance

a red horse stares down the region today, her maw silently opening wider as her rider grins from the sheer joy of anticipation. the impotence of modern Western leadership, capping off the deliberate and evil policies of their forebears has culminated in an inferno that may well consume the world and reshape the global order permanently.

whatever happens today, I hope that it is in service of a world where innocents are not slaughtered, and Israel in its current form has been either humbled or annihilated. but right now, the dogs of war are hungry. and one way or another, they will sate themselves.

Death to Israel

you’re buring the lede here dude. you’re Mossad and that was the Israeli response to Iran

i mean, it gaurantees war and Iran pulling a regional Petro-Samson ploy w/ or w/o an Hormuz blockade. there couldn’t possibly be a more dramatic capstone on the failures of the Biden Administration’s Israel policy. nothing would gaurantee a Trump victory in November quite like this

Article 5 can only be invoked if the act happens in the signatory state’s European home territories, Irish UN troops overseas wouldn’t be grounds for Article 5

I thought I had clicked on the News mega and I was confused as fuck about what Israel had done now

what makes you so certain UKR can’t be involved?

Spider Marks is CNN’s favorite ghoul to trot out whenever they smell blood. Its a shame that such a great name was wasted on such a shitstain of a human

RIP to all the 17-y.o. Brigadier Generals

nah, America does not have the unified leadership needed for that kind of foresight. almost every plot/diplomatic agreement nowadays is one presidential election away from being completely scrapped

they were concerned that the entire userbase would start vying for your attention only, and stop giving them the data they want about people’s dating habits

know your worth queen

the sad truth is that by making it interactive, it makes everything more memorable and more likely to stick in someone’s head. I for one am definitely more likely to remember information if its given to me in a silly little game instead of a wall of text

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM THE DECADES ARE HAPPENING AGAIN

i don’t really want to talk about this in the News Mega, because its personal, complicated, and i know trolls will try and goad me with edgy responses

my little brother is a jewish israeli, born and raised in the entity. he is low functioning autistic, and still young enough to be in school. he doesn’t communicate how he feels very well, especially A) in writing and B) in English. he’s sending me messages from a bomb shelter, and he’s terrified. at least the messages have become a little more lighthearted over the course of the past hour; they’ve gone from “Iran is attack I am vary scard” from “💥 dj khaled voice: anoder one”

There are innocents in the line of fire throughout the entire region. none of this should be happening. an insane settler-colonial ethnostate should never have been established, and my little brother should have been born somewhere where he could just play Fortnite and be a typical kid.

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hell yeah. my niches are animals, low fantasy settings, and going “um ackshualley☝️🤓” in the news mega

good morning gamers. i’ve never participated in this megathread before; is it just a general discussion thread where we talk about whatever’s on our mind?

if so, my landlord removed a spotted orbweaver’s beautiful web from in front of the house. i really like creepy crawlies so i had reached out to him beforehand and told him “hey that giant spider in front of the house is a docile native species that helps control invasive pests”, but I guess his wife/gf is afraid of spiders

i wish he’d asked me to move the spider or something first. there’s a male with a smaller web at the back of the house; perhaps in another timeline these two met, and are lovers

Israel may benefit from a lack of alignment between the President and the Ayatollah. Pezeshkian pumping the breaks when the hype is being built up for a response means Israel can delay the breakout of widespread conflict, picking off strategic officers and infrastructure like they’ve been doing. they’ve got the Resistance on the back foot for a moment; they’ll try to take advantage for a few more days before flipping the board over and welcoming the unpredictability that a ground incursion would bring

fuck it, im chargin it with the AMRIKA too

ISRAEL!