• Born too soon to live in post-climate-crisis britain
• Born too late to experience pre-industrial countryside
• Born just in time to witness the government dump various wild animals in the countryside hoping to repair biodiversity.

Okay that’s weird, I didn’t know alcohol could make your knees hurt

Good. Fuck off. Why do lobbying firms even exist?

Hope this bastard burns in hell

Lol. Why are they all like that? Part of the job description?

I changed GP to my uni’s dedicsted one while i study there and it’s been wonderful because you just fill in a form rather than do a phone call. But i still couldn’t go or book appointments there for a long while because the NHS app didn’t let me creste an account 😮‍💨

“Dinner,” tea is daft, twee and confusing. I’m from + Live in Tea heartlands though

Ecidence suggests he didn’t draw the line at gay, anyway. See: “ask him (steven bannon) if they have photos of trump blowing bubba”