“Egoism” is somehow the least surprising choice to include, LMAO

Amazing how every choice on this chart boils down to this, virtually no exception

One of them is too close to real though, which is scary

Funniest part is how the dichotomy here is “harmed” vs. “never touched at all”. Hmmm I wonder what their agenda is…

If it makes a difference, we lefties never had a stake in it. The two sides of every “culture war” are both ruling class lobbyists and their powerless, simplistic orbiters (your dumbest coworkers). If we ever had a reasonable foothold in terms of cultural impact, things would look very different

this Gay bullshit makes me argue with my wife a lot so someone must’ve invented it to trick me

Only wish I could…

Like this is a step above denouncing violence. Literally pretending to support the cause and telling us “you should do this the wrong way!” so you can later blame the Left for its failure is so devilish and cowardly

Nothing described in the community note is even related to what the post brags about, either

He’s antisemitic because we asked if he was antisemitic and he said “no” which is exactly what a crypto-antisemite would say. I am the first student to graduate Oxford after getting kicked in the head by a horse.

Honestly? Whether you’re a troublemaker or a foreign intelligence agency, just do some corny Tom Clancy shit. Forge documents that imply some kind of escalation (threats from the other side), then quietly distribute them to whichever side’s more likely to attack first. Once the ball’s rolling, it’d be hard to stop

Holding out hope for one absurdly tiny red enclave to pull a Mao on the warlords and have it remembered as the strategic miracle of the century

Leaning against a random signpost

Put on her best “deep-in-thought reading face”

Holding it in a delicate pose to keep the title visible

Full cosplay

Her ass is NOT reading

Moral of the story: Sometimes the law is wrong, even stupid

The “anarchist hacker catgirls” are all clones of Keffals, and their favorite hobby is “being betrayed by the so-called left”. Picture those kinds of rant at least twice a week, forever

Sure, but that’d almost definitely be a trojan horse for Peter Thiel and his League of Impossible Ideologies (aka troll armies). Instead of obviously brainless bots and equally stupid Tech influencers, we’d have explicitly tailored social engineering ops. Think more “anarchist hacker catgirl” types who go viral just to stage a total breakdown and blow up your scene w insipid drama. Worst of all, they’d mostly be friends of Grimes. As if discourse wasn’t already rigged enough.

It’s how you view the natural world when you’ve been raised on a diet of cartoons and deterministic psychiatry

I genuinely feel that some people get frustrated seeing too much cooperation in a discussion and have to throw a wrench in it somehow. Guess it’s a selfish instinct most contrarians have.

Feds and Thieloids think theyre smart for inventing these goofy opposition figures

But in practice, all they’re doing is teaching us exactly how not to act