All races welcome in this steroid fueled circle jerk. I like it. I really do.
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HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Science Memes@mander.xyz•Leaves have evolved at least twice 🤔English262·5 days ago69, son. 69.
If you have a problem with neurodivergent ape namers, please understand that you’re wrong wrong wrong.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Uplifting News@lemmy.world•Chandler teen returns missing wallet, stranger gifts big rewardEnglish7·5 days agoWhat do me mean typo? You have a problem with food people? I’ll have you know that they make the world go round.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto FoodPorn@lemmy.world•Croissant French toast, in my Brinner?English2·5 days agoBreakfast-Dinner? Tha fuck you doin’ ovah he-ah?
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto World News@lemmy.world•Japanese queue for hours as rice shortage deepensEnglish71·6 days agoSeems like you need more freedom.
And even faster if you pour it into a glass like a decent human versus drinking straight from the bottle like my mom would say, “a goddam animal like your father”.
It tastes like the other bottles. They’re identical.
You just rubbed one out looking at this poor patriot’s family foto, didn’t you? And you bust that nut in a flash!
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto pics@lemmy.world•GBO in front of the blue ridge mountainsEnglish3·8 days agoI love it. It’s beautiful too. Great job with it.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto pics@lemmy.world•GBO in front of the blue ridge mountainsEnglish9·8 days agoWith frequency coverage from 0.29 to 52 GHz and a system temp colder than my ex’s heart at 20 Kelvin, the GBT could probably pick up the Playboy channel’s quantum echo from the edge of the universe. But unless those 64 bolometers are tuned for late-night static, you’re outta luck, champ. This baby’s built for star stuff, not soft stuff.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto pics@lemmy.world•GBO in front of the blue ridge mountainsEnglish6·8 days agoHow many channels you getting on that bad boy? UFC? Playboy? Electric Blue?
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto News@lemmy.world•Gross violations earn Trump's prized club worst health grade in county: reportEnglish6·8 days agoBurying his ex wife in the bunker was only the 89th item on the 169 item long list.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Can Anyone Recommend a Weighted Stuffed Animal?English2·8 days agoSo are we sending him over or what? Gotta take him now before he starts on the ozempic and then all you got is flabby skin and smelly feet.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Can Anyone Recommend a Weighted Stuffed Animal?English161·9 days agoMy 300lb nephew washes his feet once every 29th of February and loves to cuddle. We can send the animal over if you like.
HowAbt2day@futurology.todayto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Who is a celebrity you used to really like, but don't anymore?English201·9 days agoHe divorced the posters mom, so yeah, in this case it makes sense. He’d also come home late and eat all of the posters yogurts. That’s fucked up.
Anything more the an index finger and a thumb is for beginners.
Egg.