This sounds a lot like Crimson Peak (2015) but the main character isn’t a vampire, so probably not it.

It’s 2024, not 844, English doesn’t use the thorn anymore.

Fuck the gin shop, you should have went in the golden fleece and took pictures of the death masks.

“Dude, I think the 'nip is kickin in”

Aye still a joke, especially when they’re wanting to charge us more, government should force the bosses to give back their bonuses but that’s never gonna happen.

It says in the article the proposed fine for Thames is 9%, but doesn’t mention Northumbria or Yorkshire.

2 that come to mind are Adom and caves of qud are very similar in terms of designs and inspirations but share very little in common graphics wise are from being all 2d-esque. You can explore dungeons in a roguelike fantasy world.