Why does he require one person to buy all ten buckets? He’d be more likely to find a willing & slightly less insane customer if he’d sell each bucket for $7.

Really? 🤔 Hmm my estimate was I needed 15 gallons to top it off and it gave me 14 and my tank is full now 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Say potata one more time and I’ll send you back to kindergarten and you’re not allowed to graduate sixth grade until you demonstrate 100% grammar & spelling proficiency consistently for 7 years.

So there was no on-ramp there but AppleMaps decided there was?

Teacher wore his undershirt on top of his outer shirt. Was it backwards day?

Hocus Pocus and Ala Kazaam! Musubibreakfast likes to eat ham!

The last time I played with a Spirograph was early 2020 so that’s my alibi. I’m not guilty of any of this gang activity you speak of.

I never thought I’d consider so strongly a permanent relocation to Antarctica.

Ah thank you, I wish I could direct you to the original source I got that from, THEY were epic master storyteller because what I gave was my own version from memory of what they wrote. I think it was an article on vice dot com or some similar publication.

Ah you actually saw the video. Thank you. The jar breaking from contact with the floor sounds a lot better than it breaking completely inside of him 😬

It’s absolutely true. I am not clever enough to make up fiction.

If the fish aren’t Muslim then perhaps that poster up there should not be advertising the movie night as “Halal” 🤭

I can’t believe no one in the comments has told you yet. I want to tell you because I just learned about it last week! It’s horrible! A man in Russia, only legs & feet in the camera frame, squatted over an empty glass jelly jar with the lid on it, tons of lubrication, and he kept going until the entire jar was fully inserted in his rectum.

Then you can hear an explosion sound. But it was an implosion sound. It was the sound of the jar being crushed & glass shattered inside of him. The man didn’t make a sound. Complete stoic silence which lends more creepiness to the video.

Then we see tons of blood dripping out of him, down his legs, all over the floor. The man starts manually digging glass chunks out of his asshole. That’s all I remember. I never actually watched the video myself but that’s the description.

Follow up: he never went to the doctor for this injury because he says he didn’t want to deal with the embarrassment. He had some scarring. He says he healed within a couple weeks. He says he has no regrets. He makes tons of fringe kink videos, this was apparently nothing unusual for him. But he waited until the event was far enough in the past before he posted the video online, over a year after it happened. It happened in August a few years ago. He posted it in December a year and a half later.

And shattered glass 😱

They’re scared of EMF interference but still didn’t cover the TV screen. They’re letting psychological poison into their home through their tv screen.

Because it’s a cartoon in which all the fish are speaking English, engaged in human activities & personalities & situational drama just like humans.

That must have been heartbreaking for you to shoot your own dog 😥 I wish you could’ve called Kristi Noem over to do the deed, but she would’ve charged a fee for her service. I understand, we’re just trying to save money here.

Yeah Michael Jackson was a breed of his own. He apparently had little boys SLEEPING in his bed, which is weird and absolutely unacceptable especially in today’s climate, but he did not touch them. McCauley Culkin said “We were just SLEEPING.” Still completely inappropriate but that family who got $25 million out of Michael, they were just shamelessly telling lies to milk an easy cash cow.

I’ve never been a fan of Michael Jackson and have no intentions of seeing the movie but I do know a die-hard Michael Jackson fan who went to see the movie and he said the movie was pretty awful.