I’m sorry but you have the big dumb

For the children, that means your mother is a whore that fucks everyone and your father is a drunk.

Bivorious

Oh shit, it's dead mau five!

I make my own iced coffee so I can chug it quickly.

The first social contract is made.

Mfer you think we understood “all ur base are belong to us” and “o rly owl?” no but we embraced it

Banussy

You sound like you’re at the top of the bell curve

I love happy endings.

Do not listen to Optimus, he is lying. The ducks are free.

Relatable

These look absolutely hilarious

https://www.chucktingle.com/ebook.html

I don’t need protection when using closed source because the closed source has its own protection.

I want to have sex with him

I took four naps on my day off. I’m 32.

Every James Bond movie be like

What topics does she cover?

Same, except I’m fuckin ketamine and 2CB.

Not as cringy as trump holding up his surrendered t-shirt.