Don’t tempt me. That just screams free therapy.
I’ve got some emotional baggage I’ve been hoping to unload on an unwitting soul.
They composited out the part where he wandered off, muttering something incoherant to himself.
Hogs are beautiful too! #HogLyfe
I’d bet money on it… if money mattered after the collapse of human civilization.
Their new campaign slogan:
“Joe Biden presumably knows roughly which country he is in right now. And that matters. Trump!”
Check out what these stupid chuds have to say about it: https://www.youtube.com/live/gseav7sgpks?feature=shared
If I didn’t know better, I’d swear they were doing a bit.
I’ve never seen a less critical tech review; never seen investment advice that was less trustworthy, more of a conflict of interest; these douchebags are willingly blind to the glaring cons of this technology. They have massive portfolios of AAPL and just go on and on about how great it is. I’d say shameful but we’ve been here before with Tesla and they were able to lie their way to the top. The Henry Kissinger of tech stocks.
“I’m wondering if you are the type of person who wants to keep it on all day”
NO ONE will want the embarrassment of keeping this on their face all day. This is like the Segway.
Disagree strongly. If there’s one sure thing in the tech world, it is the fact that electronics get smaller and smaller with each generation.
They sort of can! Likely, the ads will pause until you put the device back on or direct your attention back to it. Unskippable ads are rolling out on day 1, I’m betting.
Do your part: sucker punch (or pick the pocket of) any tech bro chud you see wearing one in public.
If people are afraid to wear them in public, they’ll fade away much like the Google glassholes did.
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Election fraud by way of vibrating anal toy.
Some hogs are fatter than others.
If Michael Fassbender isn’t a leftist, we can pull him left by his hog.
Dude hasn’t been sentient since like 2020.
He makes Reagan look downright lucid.
The insidious cadre of fucks operating the Biden bot are getting winded. Time for Kamala the Cop to step in and make America her Cop City.
In curling they always say, “hog is a dong best-jerked cold”.