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They wouldn’t be called “Monday,” usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).

Put simply, it is always Monday in space.

from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity

Zinkel’s wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)

🎵 Ooh fuucck

I see he’s got a rock

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

🎵 Oh geee

There goes Cestus III

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

🔫 This ain’t your dAdDy’S phonecall! 🚨

💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮

That is CLEARLY a joveseat

I have good news, friend

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2292260/STAR_WARS_Dark_Forces_Remaster/

alights the Thew signal

Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

Is that the reason behind the “dragon abducts a princess” trope? They’re trying to sabotage the competition?

everybody’s disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited

probably something like this

https://youtu.be/BomXaB2pXS4?t=2685s

Is that the actual prop from A Life Day Story, or a replica?

The trick is to memorize the Lorem Ipsum text, as nobody is going to read your backstories past the first page (or at least, none of mine).

Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more

One of them’s on lookout duty, the other two are debating amongst themselves over who’s the better lockpick. This is a Heist.

Welp, if I’m gonna sell my soul, might as well be to the fae.

Of COURSE she’s going to tell it’s a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!

“Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital.”

“What makes you say that?”