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Ah shit you right, I was thinking the DMG. Well half that then.

A Gameboy color gets at most 30 hours and takes 2 AA batteries. So across 30 million years, you’d need about 16 billion batteries lol

Ah the audio is very important for this video. I had it muted.

The workers.

Idk, I get the feeling mars wants to meet just your ass in particular.

I think so?

Some people include shock and testing as stages.

I’ve put my ira into FNILX. Zero fees and consistently beats 10%

Lmao, the term unaliving is censorship. Tiktok won’t let you say “kill”.

They don’t censor because they’re offended by the words. They censor so platforms like tiktok don’t delete their posts.

On steam? Yes. Xbox and Playstation however require achievements to publish a game.

It’s a little different for steam/xbox/ps, but generally there’s two kinds of achievements. Trigger achievements and value achievements.

The trigger type ones are the ones that fire once, like when you beat a level or get a certain item or something. These basically have an api call like TriggerAcheivement(achievementID).

The value type ones are the ones like collect 1000 gold or kill 500 enemies. You could choose to handle this manually, and then just fire an achievement trigger, but this usually becomes complicated with multiple saves or crossplay, etc. So instead, there’s an api call like IncreaseStat(statID, 1). And you call that when you kill an enemy or whatever and once it’s been called 500 times, the achievement activates.

You usually set all the achievements/stats up in the steam/xbox/ps backend and then your game is just responsible for calling those api functions when appropriate.

The younger generations decided that being offended by swear words is fucking stupid.

Dev here. We decide the achievements. We have to set them up manually for ps5, xbox and steam. The idea is to give achievement hunter types more gamplay basically. Although certain game devs use achievements as a form of analytics. When you get an achievement like “Level 2 finished” that’s because the devs wanted to know how many players got that far in the game.

I don’t think it’s referencing anyone in particular. It’s just common for US politicians to be creationists or idiots, or both.

The whole fossils in the mountains thing is how creationists explain dinosaurs through the flood/Noah’s ark, since they believe earth was created 6000 years ago.

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I don’t know what this is saying but I agree

This makes way less sense without the original title.

…Because they edited it to look that way?

Sometimes on Halloween when families are out trick or treating themselves, they’ll leave a bowl of candy out in front of their house with a sign that says something like “take one per child”.

This is a play on that, but it’s a bump of cocaine per child. You’re supposed to snort it using the key.