Just a lot more gun-owning cowards

Oui, il m’arrive d’inventer des choses pour le plaisir ;)

Mother I crave vodka. Fetch me my shapka, woman

The cleaner used to be called Jif, it’s been called Cif since they started selling it in France, where “Jif” is slang for a condom lol

The musical equivalent of wallpaper paste

If you like phone puzzle games, have you tried Monument Valley?

Dunno who Jake Paul is but he looks like a cunt

Could someone post a gif of him being turned into wallpaper paste when it happens thanks

The French - Would you like me to burn your fucking car?

You couldn’t make The Terminator in a decade because it’d just be a documentary

Another one is levelling.

A lot of people can see a picture frame is about 0.5° out of level and their fucking eye twitches until they fix it

Me included

That’s nuts when you think about it

Very first thing on the list - support local businesses

Aye they need the support because the taxes are fucking crippling for small business 😅

But at least the taxes aren’t quite so much being funnelled into “turning Palestinian toddlers into skeletons”

I was referring to the shitty thumbnail paired with the “sHiTE tHeY dOn’T waNt yOu tO seE”

This is spam, trying to get clicks for a shitty YT channel

Massive problem on Lemmy just now and needs to be stamped out

I mean I ask myself this every day

For the readers- the guy who wrote First Blood also wrote a book called Creepers and it’s fantastic

Article or gtfo

Gin and tonic

You’re a fish?

Just checked my rice cooker, it’s max 350w

Brown rice takes about 40 minutes in it, so yes I’d assume that’s drastically cheaper to run than an inefficient hob ring

Polite society - “Never, ever discuss politics or religion. Thinking that you can change someone’s mind on either of these subjects is foolish and arrogant and the conversation will always, without fail, end in an argument”

Americans for some fucking reason - “Hold my high fructose corn syrup”

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