Given the circumstances, I think that’s a stand-in.

Bob Loss.

We need a baseline so we can take this to the logical conclusion, can Everett True beat Goku?

This brings an interesting question to mind.

We know it takes 1 Mrs. True to take down Everett. How many average people would it take? If they all banded together in this moment and took him on, what would the casualty rates look like?

I initially misread “garlic” as “garum” and immediately felt bad for the neighbors.

Have you seen an opossum? Little buddies can get seriously concerned.

Smooth brains might not help as much as we hoped.

I don’t want to picture it, but I could see him enjoying it.

There’s something about swimming naked. It scratches an itch you didn’t know you had. It’s absolutely freeing.

Peanuts, butter, grapes, flour tortilla.

Best enjoyed staring through a window at your unrequited love.

WotC and Pinkertons.

How quickly will they drop 'Get your paws off me, you damn dirty mutt" in the trailer?

I give it under 20 seconds.

What’d that European beech call me‽

Vampire Survivors has got me back in its grip. The Ode to Castlevania DLC dropped on Halloween. I really don’t understand where the time goes when I play that game.

Also picked up Webfishing, an absolutely adorable time. I don’t know that I really consider it “playing”, the actual gameplay is pretty basic, but I’ve enjoyed the peaceful nature of it and have had fun just chatting.

This is seriously dating myself, and probably hyper-specific, but it feels more like chatrooms back in the late 90s to early 2000s. Most of the rooms I’ve been in have been relaxed. Having a talk about life while someone strums “Simple and Clean” on a guitar somewhere in the background. A bit of roleplay going on.

The small lobbies, the small map, the chill gameplay, all makes for a cozy, welcoming place. Like you really did just stumble across someone’s campsite, and they invited you to sit.

Safety first, no matter the species. Unless you’re the experiment.

Xenogears deserves the FF7 treatment, damn near. They’d have to straight up recreate the second disc that was absolutely butchered into what we got.

Now, if we can get that rolling, can we also throw Saga into the mix? Please? Fuck, just pretty up the front half in an emulator, but give us the proper ending. 3 totally redone, in it’s original design, and a complete 4th chapter.

Tell these stories right, the way they were meant to be told.

I can kinda see something in it, looking at it in a very abstract way.

The man tried to capture nature, and failed. Capturing the butterfly didn’t make him happy, but being in that pond, being a frog? Happy.

Don’t try to capture nature, but be a part of it.

Also don’t look for meaning in AI artwork, I feel like a burn-out in the back of a college philosophy course.

“Can my husband drink my milk”

I’m assuming this is about breast milk, but all I can think of is someone losing their absolute shit because their partner drank from the wrong carton of milk.

“I WROTE MY NAME ON IT, MICHAEL! MY NAME! IT’S MY PROPERTY! YOU’VE STOLEN A GLUG OF MILK! THAT’S ILLEGAL!”

Only if there’s a 6-hour unskipable praise session towards the Enkindlers.

The correct term is “baculum”.

He was a neckbeard, a woman beat him up, it’s a play on “malady”.

Have we figured out which of the 5 will make us their bitch yet?

When do we get the off-shoots for the rest of the titles?

And do we consider TTW its own thing, or no? I’m in camp separate. And far the fuck away from my install list.