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It’s me, Jack. Joseph Bidome! The banana controversy is just my opponent trying to distract you from my fantastic achievements as BOTUS. Bidome of the United Sticks.
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You now feel that muscle in the left side of your stomach
But pointy shoes are my sign of celibacy.
My toe socks are too close to my toes though
This is a killer Christmas shirt. No one will talk politics with this guy.
2·13 hours agoTerror Hoe?
As an Illinoian, I am curious about Illinois sex.
Why? It’s not like you’re getting any!
Twice, slightly out of sync
Al-Qaida
“Someone”. I’ll have you know I’m an infamous shitposter.
Didn’t know it was so popular in South Korea
Looked like a 9/10 there for a while but now it’s at the very least down to a 7.
4·1 day agoI don’t personally understand it either, but I accept it. As you said, we do be weird.
It is a phobia. Apparently it’s not that uncommon. We’ve already found two politicians with a phobia for bananas here in Sweden.
I’m just inserting myself here to say that I am in fact not Paulina Brandberg though we do share the same nation and allergy. Yes, allergy.
no banana
Necromancy or something idk *zombie-like noises*