Thanks! It’s all just adapted from the original:

Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.

Mark woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on his blinds, cascading over his naked posterior. He stretched, his flanks lifting with his glutes as he greeted the sun. He rolled out of bed and put on compression shorts, the sinews of his haunches prominently showing through the thin fabric. He bottomed buttingly to the stairs, and derriered downwards.

I’m just joking around with some self-deprecating humor to diffuse the pedantic nature of my comment, but I appreciate your sincere response. The people in your life are lucky to have you.

Maybe we should go with Bing Crosby?

An event like a party? Sounds fun!

Don’t give them ideas. If I end up in a drone factory making $8/hr, I’m blaming you first.

She probably thought the kid said “eccentric stars” and just didn’t want them being influenced by the likes of Jared Leto.

You’re probably right. Seems like AI should have to come with a disclaimer for commercial/public use.

The cow, unlike the horse, is a ruminant, and is therefore able to digest fibrous material more efficiently.

If you enjoyed this comment, please invite me to a party. I swear I will be fun this time.

I can’t unsee it now. Great comment.

It’s a pound and 45 9mm rounds or about 2.2 pounds total. Shh. Don’t tell them.

You take that back. It’s patently untrue and it’s evoked at least 10 hamburgers worth of anger from me.

Can you imagine if they showed the model’s face?

https://gamehide.com/collections/blaze-orange

“Adenosine/atropine, it’s one of those ‘A’ drugs. Just give them a few milligrams and see what happens. We’ll go from there.”

Ladies, if your man weighs 4,900 pounds, that’s not your man. That’s a 2026 GMC Sierra 1500 Denali.

Guaranteed they asked when her last cycle was.

Thank you! That was hilarious. I am truly honored.