“upgrading”

I look forward to the day I run into a Lemmy hug of death

Ampersand inciteful

Global Happiness Index

Lacey things, the wife is missing. Didn’t ask, for her permission I’m wearing her clothes, her silk panty hose. Walking around in women’s underwear.

In the store, there’s a teddy. With little straps, like spagetti. It holds me so tight, like handcuffs at night. Walking around in womens underwear

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin. He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He’ll say “Are you ready?” I’ll say, “Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town.” Later on, if you wanna, We can dress, like Madonna. Put on some eye shade, and join the parade. Walking around in women’s underwear.

Lacey things, missing. Didn’t ask, permission. Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose. Walking around in women’s underwear.

What?

This is where it gets murky for me and I don’t understand it at all. If someone is born male but identifies as female, but doesn’t adopt feminine social norms… Then how is that identifying as female?

When danger rears it’s ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled!

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But you’re not renting the home from the bank, you’re renting the money you borrowed so you can own your own home

I searched using Google lens and not a single result credited the artist

Ok, now do the thousands of other shitty cops!

Born down in a dead man’s town The first kick I took was when I hit the ground End up like a dog that’s been beat too much 'Til you spend half your life just to cover it up, now

Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A. Born in the U.S.A., now

Got in a little hometown jam So they put a rifle in my hands Send me off to a foreign land To go and kill the yellow man

Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A. Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A.

Come back home to the refinery Hiring man said, “Son, if it was up to me” Went down to see my V.A. man He said, “Son, don’t you understand, now?”

I had a brother at Khe Sanh Fighting off all the Viet Cong They’re still there, he’s all gone He had a woman he loved in Saigon I got a picture of him in her arms, now

Down in the shadow of the penitentiary Out by the gas fires of the refinery I’m ten years burning down the road Nowhere to run, ain’t got nowhere to go

Born in the U.S.A. I was born in the U.S.A., now Born in the U.S.A. I’m a long gone daddy in the U.S.A., now

Born in the U.S.A. Born in the U.S.A. Born in the U.S.A. I’m a cool rocking daddy in the U.S.A., now

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It’s a piano song for piano players

If this isn’t theft, then the inverse isn’t either. Raise your flags, it’s time once again to sail the high seas

🍆💦

This was the whole premise of Happy Gilmore. He became a pro golfer to save his grandma’s house

Shocking new discovery, water is wet /s

He detonated the deep personal relationships I had with half my friends and most of my family, what’s that worth?