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I’m not so sure about that sometimes. It’s definitely true, but many people are bad at inferring tone in text because they have no ability to read between the lines. And I’ve noticed trendy little catchphrases or code words have caught on in Reddit and Twitter. People love to throw around the words “gross,” “yikes,” and “disgusting” when talking about something they find slightly morally questionable. They’ll punctuate a sentence with “full stop” when they want to decisively shut down an argument. Things like the cry-laugh emoji and the clapping hands after every word (I’m on my laptop right now, sorry I didn’t just type the emojis). These things are meant to illicit an exact emotional response, and you almost never run into people speaking so boldly in real life. People have become such caricatures online that it’s insufferable to even try to have a real conversation.

Reddit is definitely full of shitheads who seem to get all their emotional discharge out of the way online. Personally, I haven’t really noticed it here anywhere near the level of Reddit. Even the act of downvoting a comment seems nearly unheard of from what I’ve observed.

Or, just bad. There’s nothing generic about Ed Hardy. Most people elect to look generic rather than be caught dead in that mess.

I’ve never been able to read gfycat as anything but “go fuck your cat,” so that’s a thought I never knew I’d miss.

It’s OK, most people don’t know much about escrow services. They’re usually too scared to even ask. Just make sure you pay her with cash and don’t trust anyone who let’s you go without a condom.

It turns out, you just need to find some people who bite their lower lip when they see the whip come out.